1. What’s his problem? I don’t know. Why not ask him.
2. I hate the sound of your voice in the morning. Or in the afternoon. Or any time of the day for that matter.
3. Do you always have to laugh so loud? You give LOL a whole new meaning. Besides that joke wasn’t even funny.
4. My skirt is short? You should take your eyes away from me long enough to take a long look at yourself in the mirror.
5. Am I busy? Hell, no! I’m just sitting here with all these ledgers open before me because I like looking at them.